You know what they say that when you’re feeling ultimate happiness be aware that the next thing will be a heart break? and vice versa
I had a great day until I got a call from Maisie and she was really sobbing and telling me she wants to be with me so bad, it breaks my heart hearing her cry so much and made me smile when she told me she will get her passport and fly here tomorrow! Like she can do that. Then when I got to office I got this news from two of my Filipino team mates that they intend to leave the company as soon as possible :( made me confused if I should leave too or not. I really don’t want to leave yet but if people are leaving how I can stay happy here? Maybe I’ll consider just going back to Manila.
Anyway, ever since I felt so low after talking to Maisie on phone, Bert Thompson Unix Zurich Admin crack the hell out of me, oh well he never fails to make me laugh. You know what people say that Unix Admins are mostly condescending? Bert just refuted that!
I was just watching at their conversation in the channel.
Bert: ping sectools … my securid auth is failing for some reason.
Sectool Guy: Hi Bert
Bert: hi Mark, voila…
Sectool Guy: What are you
Bert: umm… a human?
Bert: this is on dcweb.zur
Sectool Guy: I was gonna ask what are you getting
——– Issue got fixed without knowing the real cause ——–
Bert: as usual, i will attribute this to gremlins…. or leprechauns.
Sectool Guy: hey!…I’m Irish leprechauns only do good things…lol
Bert: ok, thrown cold water on that theory then. 8^)
Sectool Guy: if u catch him I get the gold…
Bert: ok. deal… i get the cool green hat though.
Sectool Guy: all yours. I’ll buy my own
and I just couldn’t help it I pinged Bert
Me: 4:14 AM Bert umm… a human? <– lmao
Him: 8^)
Him: it’s was the only sensible answer. 8^)
Me: I was kinda expecting you would say something funny hahaha
Him: i try my best to entertain 8^)
Me: Bert as usual, i will attribute this to gremlins…. or leprechauns. — hahaha
Him: 8^)
Him: don’t underestimate gremlins. 8^)
Him: fact: they cause 83% of compiler errors
Me: hahahaha
Him: and 105% of all RAC cluster failures.



